The oomph was knocked out of my sail by 6 grubby hands and 3 perfect smiles!! Sometimes a day will come that starts with so much energy, you feel the downfall almost immediately. Today was a special day in our household. Bryanna, my 12 year old, got a cell phone. Yes... I know... seems a little late these days, but hey... I told her she wasn't going to get one until she was 16. I caved.. i cracked... i gave in ... and what kind of mother does that make me anyway???? THE COOLEST EVER!!! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
Okay, maybe not THAT cool. I WAS in fact the last mother on earth to get a phone for her daughter you know. What? You didn't know? WoW! I was tricked! So I have been hearing the complaints and the "this and that" about why i should get her a phone. I have actually been hearing this since i think she was in the 2nd grade to be quite honest with you. I had to listen to the "but mom... so and so has had a phone for this amount of time and why can't I have one because i think i am passed the age where i should have gotten one and is it because you don't trust me because i will be soooooooo good and i will do EVERYTHING you say and i won't ask for anything else as long as i live". (yes... that is exactly how i heard it too) So I broke down, I did it... all the way home I laid down the rules that would be thrown out the princess diva Bryanna's window the moment we got home! UGH! I have threatened to take it away more than half a dozen times already. I am trying to remember what it is like to be her age.... and OH MY GOSH I have to do this 2 more times!! I just opened a box of insanity and there is NO prize at the bottom! Oh wait..... lookie here... it's a box of Insanity with marshmallow chaos in it! Awwwww... and I thought there wouldn't be a surprise! So wrong! I'm sliding down.... here comes the crash... wait for it... wait for it......
Chicken bones DO NOT go down a toilet! Hmm. Blog description....let me think. Okay... I got it... this blog is about how my beautiful daughters ages 13, 10 and 7 drive me to the "perfect insanity". I started writing about it years ago and found that they not only keep me laughing, but others too. It is refreshing to hear that I am not the only mother who feels like putting her kids in a corner and throwing rotten tomatoes at them. It's all in fun!!! Don't take me too seriously.
The inspiration to my insanity
Rylie (8), Bryanna (14)
The inspiration to my insanity
Lauren (11)
hahaha momma i love it! and yes that is exactly how i said it on and on and on!! :)
ReplyDeleteThank you sooooo much i love itttt!!! :)
-Nana Nyse!!