Farts are always funny in my house!

Okay... I have sat at this computer for about 45 minutes now. My concentration stinks today... I felt drool starting to make its way down my chin! UGH! Seems that these days I am struggling for funny stuff to write. I attempted to write about the "One eyed donkey" that was chasing Rylie the other night in her sleep. Every time I thought about it, I cracked up laughing. So I sat here, like I am now, and put words down. Hmmm, that didn't seem funny...as a matter of fact, it seemed kind of sad! WHAT? I am growing a conscience NOW?? OH~NO!! What will happen to me if I no longer thought the girls falling, tripping, running into things wasn't funny anymore? I had to walk away. Shaking my head in disappointment, I left the blog un touched. I needed a sign... a big ole' 'HAHAHAHAHA! LAUGH AT HER!' sign. That night I waited. I was desperate for the girls to fall.. anything! I contemplated tripping them then realized that might be taking it a bit too far. I thought.. okay... let's ask them a question and wait for a funny answer. Oh my gosh! It's not just me! The girls aren't being funny! What is my chaotic world coming to??? A serious one? I need back up... reinforcements... I tried to take a deep breath, close my eyes and put myself in a funny place. This is NOT working! Goodness me... I am panicking. Hyperventilating. I can't breath. I.... I... nothin'! Sheesh. I let myself slip farther and farther into an opposite state of insanity. I can't do this.. oh wait... what's Rylie doing? She is walking towards Bryanna.. I see the look... I think I see something in her eyes... yes... Yes.. YES! Woo hooo! Rylie just farted by Bryanna, Bryanna got up and stomped her way to the room mumbling under her breath as Rylie fell down on the floor laughing. Okay, farts are ALWAYS funny!! Geez... you just can't lose with those can you! Rylie has an amazing way of being a disgusting cutie. Ha! you never thought you would see those two words put together did you! Okay, so today's blog... a mushy mess of nothingness trying to stop the drool from hitting the floor. I don't know if it worked or not, I guess I am going to find out soon enough!