A Tidbit from: A Mother's Guide to the Perfect Insanity Chapter I

All in all I love being a mother, but sometimes it is just too hard to contain myself. Sometimes I want to tie their grubby hands together, put them in the corner and squirt them with cold water. They never listen, they always whine and nothing you tell them sticks the first time. I always thought I was a good kid. I am now beginning to believe my behavior as a child is coming back and slapping me right in the face through my own kids. You have all these doctors telling us how to raise healthy obedient children. Well, I say they are probably right. I am almost certain they are right, but if I had time to sit and read I think it might be much more fun to read a book that points out that being a mom can be fun to the point of laughing so hard you wet your pants. I want to read a sentence and smile at the page knowing full well, that is EXACTLY how I think.I want a book that breaks it down. A book that comes with focus pages for those times you feel like throwing rotten tomatoes at your children. Frustration isn’t a word. It’s a way of life. I believe with all my heart you cannot write a book that will ever come close to what really goes on behind those closed doors with dirty hand prints all over them. We need products out there that really can be put to use. For instance SHHHHHH Tape. This would be a strong adhesive that you could slap on your child’s mouth when you need that peace and quiet. What do you mean cruel? We can have Cartoon characters on the front, and make the sticky part fruit flavored. I am all for that