The chocolateless doughnut

Life is so much more dramatic in my house. I often rub my forehead and wonder what the future holds. Many of my days are still filled with screaming and yelling. I imagine my neighbors have no idea that Lauren is having the biggest meltdown of her life because she has to eat the doughnut without chocolate on it. And then the meltdown will continue because after she ate the doughnut, Rylie told her the reason it had no chocolate on it was because she just licked it off. News like that just doesn’t sit well with Lauren. She immediately starts to gag as Rylie lets out a laugh that got her in to trouble just hours before with Bryanna. Rylie has finally realized that to be in this family and survive, you must learn to run fast and know where mom is at all times. I am home base. It’s a game the girls will never stop playing. It resolves itself by Lauren yelling at Rylie that she is gross and disgusting and Rylie hiding behind me pointing her finger and giggling. Lauren turns around, let's out a grunt and stomps to her room and slams the door. All was well for a few hours and then Rylie reminded Lauren about the chocolate adding it was delicious. Rylie looks so cute and innocent doesn't she? Ha! Don't worry... she has many people fooled. But not me! I must try to stay one step behind her. Yes.. I said behind. How much fun would it be to read all of these if I stopped her before the fun started. I know.... very twisted. Enjoy!!!